What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:39

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
Why are white women so hard to date?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.